Who with whom? Sexual Horoscope

They stand on a hill two bulls - the old and young. Past (the hill) is a herd of cows. Young bull, old shove in the ribs: "Come on, come on quickly run off the hill and that's that, young, fuck, or so the one stroynenkuyu. Come on, quickly ...". The old bull for a long time listening, shakes his head, then says: "No, we slowly descended the hill and slowly cover the whole herd."
As you already knew this anecdote is not easy. It is absolutely accurate description of sexual behavior Taurus - both young and old. But if a young man all the signs of the Zodiac behave in roughly the same (as a young bull), then with age comes a significant difference. Thus, the purpose of the epistles - to describe the behavior of different signs of the zodiac in this particular situation. When they are on the site of the old bull.



ARIES aged behaves exactly the same way as in his youth. He happily picks up the call of a young bull, with him quickly run away from the hill, trahnet "that's that, a young, then totally happy running climb back up the hill and get up to the picture pose, proudly overlooking the neighborhood. All right: Aries - it's my own. And he once again proved it.

Behavior of Taurus is described in the anecdote. Absolutely true. Taurus will act that way: slow down and slowly cover the entire herd. And, no matter their age, health and the patience of Taurus would be enough for all. He is still young and learn.



BLIZNETS accept the idea with enthusiasm. Ran down the hill and zavedet with cows casual conversation. Starts talking about sex, then pereskachet on the Internet, with the Internet on computers, from computers to cars. All. Twin ... chatting. Just forgot what he actually came down from the hill.



CANCER is suitable to the case almost more thoroughly than the Taurus. Except for the fact that the cow he choose one. However, the cow that would be an absolute record-holder herds - by weight, the quantity of milk, the volume of the breast (I do not know how this parameter is called the cows - it could be the diameter of the udder? "No, breast volume is better). Pretend calf and begins to suck.



But with Leo harder. LEV not trahnet anyone. And this despite the fact that the lift of all. Withdraw beautiful picture, with incredible energy and charm, demonstrating how two and two, that he - the steepest. Actually, he's right. He already proved that he is the best. With that agreed to everything, absolutely everything, herd. And the herd is ready to go after him. Fuck anyone was not quite sure. Moreover, harmful. You can spoil all impression. It must be nice to retire, find the next stage, obayat, conquer, and again ohmurit off nicely ...



VIRGO not run to a herd. He will run in a sex shop. On the way to brush up on "Kama Sutra". And when you get the same up to the place where he was coveted flock, alas - the cows there will be no ... 'll Have to - again! - Do self-service. Turning prudently bought "Penthouse."



Scales down the hill will not. He will wait until one of the cows will rise to the hill and begins his ubaltyvat. Ponder whether this is a cow, and do not have to wait another, which is something better. Decides that it is better to wait. Wait. Choose. Finally, consent to sex, and thus will suffer the question: whether he choose? Or had to wait for the third?



SCORPIO also descend from the mountain will not. Scorpio is not necessary. Scorpio is quite satisfied with a young bull, who stands nearby. He is not worse than a cow, and coitus with him - certainly a mystical act. No, no cows.



SAGITTARIUS ... No, and Sagittarius to the herd of cows will not go. What he did not see the cows? Sagittarius will look a little further away and uzreet herd of horses. Here, it's the fact! The horses had not yet happened. And of all the horses he chooses the most exotic and according to the most exotic sex.



CAPRICORN, of course, the only sign that will do in this situation properly. He put things in this Bedlam. Schedule. Hear a cow chips. Organizes all. Concorde cows will not ask - and it is not necessary. Women like to order.



AQUARIUS instantly become a favorite stock. It is absolutely essential, whom and how much he wants (and he himself does not know). What is more important - who wants it. From the statistics shows that of Aquarius "will pick up and obogreet" Forty percent of the herd. Well, the percentage is quite decent. The most interesting is that Aquarius is not weak adventure will take place easily, easily, and without adverse effects. Moreover, this darling lady did not even sweat! All will make partner.



FISH would look dreamily herd. Let us consider what would be a cow he wanted. Clearly, with large and sad eyes. It is clear that not hudyshku. But the shape of horns - this is the question. And can the udder to be both large and have a perfect shape? And the hooves, which they should be? For example, dreaming, fish will be a long time to stand on top of a hill, and down will be slow to pass a herd of ...